Hailey Baldwin wants to make it very clear she’s not fucking Justin Bieber, she’s just a friend who spends the night with him in his Little People Big World themed waterbed to support him through his transition from villain to superhero.... READ MORE

You look amazing. No, you look amazing. We both look amazing. Let’s solve The AIDS. It happens just like that. Girls like Kendall Jenner and that Baldwin daughter Justin Bieber is fucking only using two-percent of their brains. What... READ MORE

Justin Bieber reached out from his pit of despair and Ferraris to Comedy Central to ask to be roasted on their recurring celebrity takedown specials. Most people agree to go on the roast because it’s great publicity and shows... READ MORE

Nothing says your work with the Lord isn’t being properly rewarded on Earth as when your eighteen year old daughter is taking the Bieber peen. Maybe Stephen Baldwin takes it as a test of faith. Like when the tax... READ MORE

Hailey Baldwin is best friends with the model formerly known as Kendall Jenner so they let her show off her tits as well for the Love magazine calendar. I don’t think it’s actually a calendar so much as a... READ MORE

For most kids, that long wait to eighteen is like chalking the walls in the penitentiary marking the days until release. Out of high school, no more teachers, no more rules, leaving the nest and all that shit. For... READ MORE

Everybody knows that slogan about how ridiculous it is that you can go to war at eighteen but you can’t legally get a drink. That’s nothing compared to being an eighteen year old growing up in the Kardashian cat... READ MORE

Occasional actor and possible human/duck hybrid Stephen Baldwin attended the premiere of Noah in New York City last night, and as always he was with his model daughters, Alaia and Hailey. Like his brother, Alec Baldwin, Stephen is very... READ MORE

You won’t believe what happens next when two high school dropout models hear Chao Lin-Kuo confirm the Cosmic Inflation Theory for retired Professor Andrei Linde. Yeah, I don’t know, they went shopping or some shit. Photo Credit: Hailey Baldwin,... READ MORE

Ever since Alec Baldwin‘s daughter, Ireland, became really famous for posting jailbait “modeling” photos of herself on Instagram, Stephen Baldwin has been trying to remind everyone that he also has a somewhat attractive teenage daughter. He even took Hailey... READ MORE