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Celebrity Offspring Audition For Victoria Secret Angel Position

August 27, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Slap a celebrity's face on advertisements and you've just validated very poor quality panties for the overly impulsive to purchase. So what if the majority of your customer base can't fit what you sell.

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Fyre Festival Promoter Arrested

July 4, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The measure of smarts is inversely proportional to how affirmatively you describe yourself with a fake title. Trade a million tech disruptors for four Asian computer nerds if you want your business to live. 

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Hailey Baldwin Is Maxim’s Hottest

May 24, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There became no real point in bagging on Maxim's Hot 100 list. Whatever it was before, it transitioned fully into a corporate publicity tie-in contest the day they named Miley Cyrus the hottest chick in the world a few... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Pulling Back on KUWTK

May 10, 2017 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

After ten years sharing her deep thoughts and shallow constitution on her family's reality show, Kendall Jenner is leaving to focus on her modeling work. She calls modeling her first love. Shopping for pretty scarves and trying not to... READ MORE

Hailey Baldwin Isn’t Really Pissing

March 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hailey Baldwin is super famous model for reasons nobody can explain with a straight face. She's the fifth hottest girl in her family. Nobody's heard her speak. That's as close as you may come to unraveling the mystery.

 

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Hailey Baldwin Conflicted

March 16, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Hailey Baldwin was raised by born again religious skateboarding fanatics so it's no surprise she turned out kind of off. She recently gave an interview discussing her "spirituality", which is a term people from big cities use to describe... READ MORE

Hailey Baldwin Piling Up the Tiny Tats

January 16, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There was a time when commercial product filled girls magazines cautioned teens about smoking or unprotected sex or tattoos. That was from the beginning of time up until a few years ago. READ MORE

Hailey Baldwin Bikinis In Turks And Caicos And Shit Around The Web

November 16, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Hailey Baldwin and a friend bikini in the Caribbean. Not exactly two Stephen Hawkings here. As if the world needs more smart dudes in wheelchairs. READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Turns 21

November 3, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kendall Jenner turned 21 so the family dressed her up like Tony Montana's trophy wife and hosted a birthday party at a rented out club in Hollywood. All the big names in whoring were there. Most notably her sisters,... READ MORE

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