Gwyneth Paltrow has been making the rounds on talk shows doing her “I’m just one of the guys” shtick where she pretends she could easily be your weekend hang out buddy. She told Howard Stern that wives should give... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow interviews inevitably boil down to her trying to sound profound while discussing how nobody gives her the shit she wants. It’s like listening to a four year old channeling Aristotle during a tantrum because the Winnebago Barbie... READ MORE

Lithesome harpy Gwyneth Paltrow believes that women are mean to each other and that needs to stop. It’s okay for women to be mean to men and children and pets not named Sir Reginald, but women need to have each other’s... READ MORE

Yahoo! is almost entirely click-bait computer generated titles with Sudanese refugees and moonlighting U.S. Postal Service clerks penciling in a few paragraphs that may or may not have anything to do with the headline. You can forget seeing the video touted in... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow seems like the perfect woman to be instructing other women on the glory of sexual exploration. I wouldn’t read to much into her henpecking Gay Beethoven until he fled in the middle of the night with his travel... READ MORE

In her quest to make the world a better place for skinny women who find parenting and being pleasant to their husbands rather droll, Gwyneth Paltrow released a line of expensive bras on her Goop website that only fit... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow says she is proud of her wrinkles and doesn’t care about makeup or her face. This is atypical for someone who is exceptionally vein and obsessed with aesthetics right down to the hand crafted toilet paper holders... READ MORE

I hate partisan politics with a passion. It routinely involves men engaging in bitchy pointless debates without any self-awareness of how much you sound like girls fighting with their mom over what they’re allowed to wear to school. After... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow wants everyone to know she can turn the world on with just one smile. Six months or so ago, she just wanted to let everyone know she could kill you with just one phone call. How one... READ MORE

Not many people can throw a party that shuts down an entire metropolis. By force. By all accounts, Gwyneth Paltrow’s super gluten free soiree fundraiser for President Obama was a smashing success. Gwyneth got the chance to look wicked... READ MORE