For every man out there who detests Gwyneth Paltrow and her non-reflective bit of self-perfection, there's an extremely well-dressed gay U.S. official out there to take her to swank affairs in Spain. READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow conducted an interview and obviously manufactured bikini photoshoot with Samantha Bee for Harper's Bazaar where Paltrow comes clean on everything that means nothing and run through a perfection blender available for sale on Goop. READ MORE

Despising Gwyneth Paltrow makes it easy to forget how much her close friends adore her. They cite countless times she ordered them the perfect gift basket when loved ones passed. READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow has started mentioning leaving Goop, her bitchy newsletter turned into a high-revenue bitchy luxury merchandise site. Speaking at the Sage Summit organized by Sage accounting software so annoying celebrities could be gifted big speaking fees to give... READ MORE

Reflecting on her previous election by Star magazine voters as the Most Hated Celebrity in Hollywood, Gwyneth Paltrow elected to go with continued disbelief: First of all I was like, 'I'm the most hated celebrity? More than, like, Chris Brown?... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow is all about the perfect. The perfect lip moisturizer, the perfect vacation retreat in Morocco, the perfect marriage. Until her marriage ended when Gay Beethoven could no longer stand a woman endless commenting on his choice of... READ MORE

When you think of Gwyneth Paltrow, you think of hot unbridled sloppy sex. Or the girlfriend who looks on disapprovingly while you're watching porn of the same. Patlrow's elite shopping site Goop is merchandising sex toys for women who... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow in a bikini does nothing for me, though I know some people think she’s hot. I think she looks like Big Bird. If you think she’s attractive congratulations, you want to fuck a Muppet. I’d rather fuck... READ MORE

Dante Michael Soiu has been in love with Gwyneth Paltrow for seventeen years. In the early days of their relationship she didn’t know about he sent her letters about fucking her and followed her to her parents house. Presumably to... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow is backing the construction of an exclusive London style Arts Club on Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles. Membership to the multistory hangout will be expensive and exclusive. To gain membership, you must be nominated by an existing member. Also, members must... READ MORE