It’s weird when another man is concerned about what your penis has been up to. Mick Jagger is accomplished and a legend, if his love muscle still works at the tender age of 73 he should be able to... READ MORE

This voracious lesbian vampire is using commercial media to lure in her winding waiting line of snatches. She’s goddamn unstoppable. Guys love to say they’d be a lesbian if they were a chick because it sounds incredibly less gay... READ MORE

This Delevingne chick is moving fast. We concede any more women to this carpet munching Nosferatu and there will be none left to dance around the maypole. Bradley Cooper, this is your barely legal girlfriend. Mick Jagger, inexplicably this... READ MORE

Do you ever look at celebrity photos and think, shit, I could take photos like that? Yeah, you probably could, Pete Parker. But can you get Georgia May Jagger to strip down to her pleather panties in your apartment?... READ MORE

It’s probably not easy growing up with a famous dad. Everybody refers to you as so-and-so’s kid your whole life. Getting a Porsche when you’re sixteen and a condo in Paris at eighteen and shit like that probably take... READ MORE