You can’t just let your Brazilian model apartment mate’s top fall down on the beach. If her tits fly out of her bikini top, she might just land herself the ideal male suitor before you do. This is like... READ MORE

I don’t need to hear a girl with an accent ask me twice ‘I’m looking for opportunities in America,’ before I know she’s a Brazilian model hoping to settle down near a body of water not overrun with plastic... READ MORE

There can’t be much greater fortune in life than being born Brazilian and hot enough to get the fuck out of Brazil. There are plenty of Americans who jet off to Rio for a beach holiday. Very few apply... READ MORE

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Here’s that Brazilian chick again who looks like she stepped straight out of some bikini magazine. Everything about her looks perfect. You can’t tell she’s Brazilian necessarily because she’s not kicking a soccer ball or shooting homeless urchins with... READ MORE

That Brazilian chick with the perfectly groomed bush is back in Miami. I actually can’t see the entire cut of her jib, but I’d like to imagine she has some finely shorn pubic hairs etched into the shape of... READ MORE

I don’t know who this girl is, but I’m going to guess she’s Brazilian. Miami Beach is littered with these girls whose hair blows perfectly in the wind like straight out of a dream, right before the nocturnal emission.... READ MORE