Another day, another Brazilian earning a buck selling out her species to 138 Water. Just imagine how many wasted fuckers who call Pink Dot to deliver grub at 2am are going to get talked into adding this gateway water... READ MORE

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I once lost my swimsuit at the shoreline to an unexpected wave. I don’t remember a frenzy of photographers trying to take my picture. Just a mother reassuring her crying young daughter that the man she would someday marry... READ MORE