Most everything on the radio sucks so it sometimes may seem that Fergie can sing, but then last night she got on stage with someone who really could sing and it was just awkward and uncomfortable.  Watching Fergie try... READ MORE

Last nights American Idol charity concert got Fergie and Heart on the same hopefully reinforced stage, a collision of cupcakes and bronzer many would have thought impossible but for the power of "Idol".  Not content to simply torture the... READ MORE

According to CBS, "Movies Rock" is a two-hour television special that will celebrate every dimension of music's leading role in moviemaking, from singing starlets to scene-stealing rappers. According to me, Fergie is a terrifying monster who can't sing for... READ MORE

Josh Duhamel is starring in "Transformers" which just made 246 million dollars worldwide in its first week of release and his girlfriend Fergie just played the main stage at Live Earth in London this weekend, so life must be... READ MORE

God only knows why, but Candies has agreed to pay Fergie 4 million dollars to promote their shoes inside of her songs.  Meaning this furry bitch will slip lyrics about shoes and shoe related products into her songs.  Female... READ MORE

From the neck down, all three of these chicks look pretty hot.  Unfortunately I'm pretty sure it's illegal to have sex with chicks with no head, which means all three of them still classify as monsters. READ MORE

I assume most people don’t buy purple nail polish because they think it won't match anything in their wardrobe, but maybe they didn’t think about a mint green jumpsuit, big novelty sunglasses like you win at the fair and... READ MORE

The Mirror UK says that Fergie was banned from boarding a Virgin Atlantic flight out of Los Angeles this week because she was so drunk, it was decided she was in no shape to fly.  Not fly the plane,... READ MORE

These pictures are actually pretty boring considering they start off with Josh pawing Fergies naked ass.  Unfortunately she still looks 50 from the neck up and she still looks kinda leathery and all she did was spin around and... READ MORE

Fergie is obviously a fug monster, but jesus, the closer you look at this furry bitch the worse it gets.  Like last night at the Grammys.  She looks like something Aquaman would fight.  And what the hell is THIS? ... READ MORE