Farrah Abraham is making a sequel to Backdoor Teen Mom. But I thought she doesn’t do porn and that the first movie was a sex tape? Could it be that she’s full of shit? Only more backdoor will tell.... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham continues to keep her promise to never do porn again. She’s employed stripping, lap dancing and hawking latex replicas of her pussy and ass as a nicotine patch to wean her off the need for adult cinema.... READ MORE

Do you know how much Farrah Abraham earned doing her strip club topless research? 500k! Let that sink in. This busted lazy-eyed whore made enough to buy a house by flashing her fake tits in Austin. I saw them... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham refuses to admit she’s a porn star. A clear distinction from every other woman in America banging some fat dude on web cam and declaring herself an adult star. The industry tends to encourage showboating and resume... READ MORE

When US Weekly gets an exclusive with Backdoor Teen Mom, you know it’s going to be fucking riveting journalism. Farrah Abraham agreed to do a no-holds-barred interview with US in exchange for US pretending that people are actually buying... READ MORE

I’m thankful to have lived until science could produce a latex replica of Farrah Abraham’s splayed pelvis. Sex toy makers molded Farrahs vagina in a mix of vulcanized rubber and expired bonito flakes to give it the touch, feel,... READ MORE

It’s no wonder the kids aren’t reading books anymore. It seems like only last year the New York BookExpo hosted masters of the ink and paper like Gwyneth Paltrow with her perfect recipes for guilt-free paella and a happy... READ MORE

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Not that I’m bragging or anything, but I can name two former Teen Mom stars – Farrah Abraham and Jenelle Evans. We all know the first one because she thinks that she’s a celebrity ever since she faked a... READ MORE

The next step in Mother of the Year candidate Farrah Abraham‘s bid to remain relevant is her “fictional” erotica book trilogy, Celebrity Sex Tape, which tells the story of a reality star named Fallon Opal dealing with sex tape... READ MORE