Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham took off her clothes to show off the new Luis Vuitton purse she either bought or stole at the mall. Theft would explain why she was naked. Think harder. Since appearing on camera with... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham has partnered with a company called Celebrity Gene which extracts DNA from hair and puts it in a vial to be worn as a necklace so you can get punched in the face if you tell someone you... READ MORE

I know Vegas understands how to lure people into their casinos. I’m not sure they’ve yet figured out how to market a swimming pool. The advances in chlorine technology are not such that you want your eyeballs immersed in... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham is many things. She’s not stupid. She’s casting herself as the villain in every possible nook and cranny of her latest crappy staged MTV reality show. She was clearly paying attention to pro wrestling and comic book movies coming... READ MORE

Sparked by silent outrage over how horribly staged Teen Mom was, MTV is banking on the fact that you’ll miss how horribly staged their ‘open book’ Teen Mom OG sequel series is. For the sake of their twin masters... READ MORE

MTV quite brazenly turns a buck on the backs of fucked up kids. That seems particularly crass considering we live in a time when neighbors shame march around homes where parents have the gall discipline their kids with spankings.... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham snagged the hallowed cover of Northern New Jersey’s Metropolis Nights magazine. It’s like covering Vogue, only you don’t have to put one in the stink of Anna Wintour, lick it, and tell her she’s a good witch.... READ MORE

No matter how commercially bankrupt we become as a nation, we still exult the shit out of the gritty womenfolk who fuck on camera. Farrah Abraham, who is a mom and not a porn star, led a cavalcade of... READ MORE

Notorious cum sponge and young mother Farrah Abraham recently fucked up her face with lip injections that made her look like a dick sucking duck. She’s had her lips fixed and will now appear on the plastic surgery mishap... READ MORE

Teen Mom Ass Edition had her lips fucked up in a botched plastic surgery visit so she did what any person would do, turned it into a teachable moment for all the young women who view her as a... READ MORE