For a girl who just made a mint on her backdoor being invaded, Farrah Abraham seems pretty committed to gussying up her front porch. The world’s most famous rectally permissive mom got herself a second boob job, upsizing from... READ MORE

It was Anal Bottom Porn Workers Day at the beach today, so Farrah Abraham showed up with a bunch of really buffed dudes with forlorn looks on their faces. At one point Farrah told her peers that Backdoor Teen... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham, the Teen Mom turned backdoor enthusiast, wore a pearl necklace…to a porn trade show. The Exxxotica Expo in Fort Lauderdale, FL, (natch), shows off the best and stickiest in adult entertainment. So, of course this fame seeking... READ MORE

Human hard-on James Deen is slamming Farrah Abraham for using a fake pregnancy scare for publicity. A couple of weeks after their “personal video” she was seen buying a pregnancy test and telling anyone who would listen she thought... READ MORE

Depending on whom you believe, former Teen Mom “star” and current sex tape “star” Farrah Abraham made anywhere between $500,000 and $1.5 million for agreeing to make Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom. Because this is America and Farrah is... READ MORE

Are you a perv that enjoys rolling around in soiled women’s undergarments? Then you are in luck my disgusting friend! The pink glittery bikini that Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham wore, (briefly), on the cover of her recent cinematic... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham was nervous that her cinematic performance with James Deen in her instant classic, Back Door Teen Mom, maybe got her in a motherly way again. She was recently seen buying a pregnancy test after she apparently missed her period.... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham is still keeping up the shtick that the tape was private and in an interview with Entertainment Tonight, she says she had no intention of selling it until James Deen broke the news. I don’t know why... READ MORE

To thank all of you who’ve stuck with us through the transition, our bevy of new readers, and even those people who stayed behind just to kvetch (you remind me so much of my parents), here’s some free porn.... READ MORE

I’ll say this, it’s not everything I thought it would be. Then again, given a choice between this and Liberace: Behind the Candelabra, I’d rather spend 70 minutes watching Farrah Abraham take it up her pooper. This is not... READ MORE