I don’t know what Eva Longoria was doing in St Tropez yesterday, but it was clearly something nefarious. It doesn’t take a master detective to figure out that a yacht named “Pure White” was paid for with cocaine. (hq... READ MORE

Eva Longoria strutted up and down in front of the paparazzi outside Beso, her restaurant in Hollywood, last night.  And, oohh, this is just perfect.  Little with big tits.  Just like a girl should be.  I saw this "Law... READ MORE

Eva Longoria weighs 19 pounds but was still the "fat one" because she had to pose next to Victoria Beckham.  It's stuff like this that gives women eating disorders.  Hopefully.  Remember Eva, no one likes a fatty.  (picture source... READ MORE

The Daily Mail says that Eva Longoria, " abandoned her high-maintenance look for a quiet evening out in Hollywood last night".  Meaning she ran some errands and looked like hell.  I hate when girls do this.  Especially famous one... READ MORE

The rumor of course is that Eva Longoria is already pregnant, but yesterday her boss told reporters that, if she’s not now, she may be soon. Us says… "Eva is desperately trying to get pregnant with Tony Parker,"... READ MORE

These pictures taken yesterday on the set of "Desperate Housewives" have many, like the Daily Mail for example, wondering if Eva Longoria might be pregnant.  I bet she is.  What a whore. READ MORE

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are in Portofino today, and Bauer Griffin seems to think shenanigans are afoot.  They say… The usually svelte Eva certainly looks like she is carrying a few extra pounds… perhaps there is a clandestine... READ MORE

Star magazine says that Eva Longoria is still celebrating her 33rd birthday (it was March 15th) and at her party this weekend in Miami there was no limit to the wondrous things you might see.  You were only limited... READ MORE

You probably don't remember these pictures of Mario Lopez giving Eva Longoria a Cartier necklace two weeks ago, because no one cared.  Oh, but guess what, if you had cared, you’d be so burned right now.  Turns out it... READ MORE

Eva Longoria spent her weekend in Mexico with her husband Tony Parker, and that's a horrible idea, because Mexico is a damn nightmare.  New figures from the US Violent Crime Bureau reveal that 70 percent of all rape stories... READ MORE