Emma Watson is back in Rhode Island to begin her second year at Brown, and though her dykey hair cut is repulsive (it’s Daniel Tosh with tits), I would still have sex with her because she’s Hermione. How can... READ MORE

LAURENCE FISHBURNE – made an offer to Vivid to buy every copy of his daughters first porn movie. What a pervert! One copy wasn’t enough, you sicko? (tmz) MONTANA FISHBURNE – says she’s always wanted to do porn. “I... READ MORE

Hermione attended the Costume Institute Gala Monday night in New York, and she looked all grown up in a sexy gown cut to show off her legs. And while we’re on the topic of splitting things up the middle... READ MORE

NICK HOGAN – is mostly famous for driving like an reckless asshole, and Saturday night he “was involved in a minor car accident in Los Angeles.” No one was hurt and no police reports were taken, so no specifics... READ MORE

“Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince” opened yesterday and banked $58.4 million on it’s first day, narrowly missing the all time one day record of 62M set by “Transformers” a few weeks ago. “Potter” did however break the all... READ MORE

The snooty London Times had an article with 18-year-old Emma Watson in their Sunday edition, and even though most of it is a bunch of faggity yacht-club nonsense about university and helping others, they finally get down to business... READ MORE