Remember back when Emily Ratajkowski said she was quitting modeling to pursue being a serious actress? I don’t either. Still, we get to look at her tits some more. (Egotastic All-Stars) My father warned me about girls like Bryana Holly... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski is so full of shit I can smell her from here. She wants to be more than a pair of tits and slams the Blurred Lines video that made her famous yet she’s still using her tits... READ MORE

As is the natural progression of topless models to actress, Emily Ratajkowski is now insisting that the Blurred Lines video that made her famous is the ‘bane of her existence’. When anyone comes up to me about ‘Blurred Lines,’ I’m... READ MORE

Women with big milky breasts can do no wrong. I want to punch people in the offal organs who mock her looks because I hear her voice in my head telling me to do so. If that voice ever... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski proclaimed she isn’t really into fitness as she posed with a bucket of margaritas. That’s called rubbing it in your faces ladies. Tits and attitude, the poor man’s Double Whammy: “I don’t have a trainer, and I don’t really... READ MORE

Proving that men have a poor sense of where they sit on the reproductive food chain, there’s a meme of ‘Emily Ratajkowski is a butter face’ going around Al Gore’s Internet. If you’re taking the time to criticize this model’s face, then... READ MORE

Don’t believe the hype on LinkedIn. Your buddy the assistant IT director is just lugging monitors around the office. That chick you met at speed dating is having a work anniversary at a company that sounds suspiciously like her alone... READ MORE

This chick is winning everything. She didn’t have to fork over any of the seven million from Robin Thicke ripping off Marvin Gaye, but still got instant famous in the video. She got to bare her tits in the... READ MORE

If your girlfriend has tits like Emily Ratajkowski, you’re going to want to buy her this lingerie for Valentine’s Day. Also, take her somewhere remote where GPS doesn’t work or some swarthy dude in a Benz is going to... READ MORE

This actress turned nude model turned actress with suddenly much better roles knows exactly how to play the game. Play the topless dancer in the song Robin Thicke borrowed from Marvin Gaye. Take a bath on Instagram. Be the... READ MORE