October 11, 2018 |
crap around the web |
Robert Paulsen|
Your week's nearly over, celebrate with sexy links including Ashlee Simpson being slutty, Jessica Lee Buchanan's breast, and the top ten women disguised as men!
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January 14, 2016 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
It’s that time of year when Sports Illustrated exploits the H1-B visa program to import Mumbai’s finest Photoshoppers for four weeks solid dedicated thigh gap and nipple erasure work. The Swimsuit Edition has gone from a novelty piece to...
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May 20, 2014 |
NSFW |
Lex Jurgen|
Nothing says buy my fucking perfume quite like a topless model. That’s what I want to smell like. Foundation and bronzer and tits. Take that fresh meadow and lavender, you’ll always be just doucehy smelling Febreze scents. I want...
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May 14, 2014 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
I like the New York Italian girls. I have a thing for girls who can pull off low self-esteem and extreme self-confidence at the exact same time. I dislike when wardrobe assistants strap lots of accessories around girls in...
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April 16, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
I really like this Italian girl from New York. I admire her sense of fashion. Who knew Florida State defensive back wear from the 80’s would make a return. Emily reminds me of a girl I used to date...
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March 29, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
If you’ve never dated an Italian girl from New York, I’d highly recommend it. You’ve never really lived until you’ve had a girl crying while rabbit punching you and telling you she doesn’t trust you while ordering you to...
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