If I was driving a fast moving train and the track was blocked and I had to choose to either veer left and run over my own mother or veer right and take out this Swedish chick, I’d take... READ MORE

It’s hard to define that moment when you know you’ve arrived in your profession. For a Victoria’s Secret model it might just be that time you were crawling topless across the sand on all fours. The precise event might... READ MORE

I admire photographers who take a great deal of time and effort into composing complicated productions. Water is the universal symbol of life and rebirth. Topless Swedish chicks in water are the universal symbol of uncomfortable erections. It’s all... READ MORE

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This world could use more Swedish girls in underwear and less guns. Or more of both is fine too I guess. You’re going to need some guns to keep the girls in the Myanmar factories sewing the bras and... READ MORE