Sexy Elsa Hosk recreates Risky Business in her panties. It's unclear if she's getting as much cock as Tom. READ MORE

Elsa Hosk gets all sweaty in tight workout clothes. It might be fake sweat. As if you care. READ MORE

Victoria's Secret isn't losing business to upstart full-figure lingerie companies as media accounts might lead you to believe. They're huring because American women are buying a shit ton of sports bras instead of the old school lacey numbers. READ MORE

Vogue is a pretty stupid magazine for the most part, except when they talk hot models like Elsa Hosk into getting naked just between us girls. It doesn't really make sense for a magazine that's about clothes but whatever.... READ MORE

Sometimes the God of Tits is kind and blesses us with a nip slip from a serious hottie like Elsa Hosk. It's moments like this that keep me believing. READ MORE

There’s a circling political meme about Trump employing foreign models on H1B visas for his Trump modeling agency. This is supposed to undercut his rhetoric about bringing back shitty low skill factory jobs from overseas so the U.S. can... READ MORE

Elsa Hosk has one of those asses that should be in a freaking art museum. But then you couldn’t touch it without some security guard yelling at you. I think it belongs in a petting zoo. Put a quarter... READ MORE

Sometimes I look at ornate women’s lingerie and I think to myself, who the fuck is wearing this? It’s some kind of ruse. Any girlfriend I’ve ever had is into boxers and t-shirts the minute she’s laid her vagina... READ MORE

When Victoria’s Secret declared they were making a big announcement, three thousand ragamuffins rose from their rickety seats in Myanmar, stood on their sewing tables, and collectively cheered, ‘We are free!’. Then Victoria’s Secret came out with the news... READ MORE

Two questions come to mind. Why is this Swedish chick topless and why does she look so forlorn? The first one is moot. If you have to instruct a girl to fake emotionally wounded, you’ve not trained her well. Remember when everyone... READ MORE