If you’re looking to cross your favorite inbred racist Fentanyl-addicted Tennessee cousin off your Christmas shopping list, then look no further than Trumpy Bear – a, thanks to a viral commercial, popular plush toy resembling President Trump with an American... READ MORE

Everyone from Alyssa Milano to Sarah Huckabee Sanders is criticizing the NY Post for its sexist coverage of this meeting of the minds. But the joke is on everyone involved, including us. Because the extent to which the media... READ MORE

Depending on how you view yesterday's surreal meeting between Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump to discuss the pardoning of a woman, Alice Marie Johnson, imprisoned for life for drug possession, Kardashian either actually cares about advocating for Johnson's freedom, or... READ MORE

I don't quite remember how the School House Rock on our government went, but I do know that somewhere between the legislative branch and the executive branch lies an old hooker, and recently that political staple took her show... READ MORE

"This married former A++ list politician that everyone on earth knows is having an affair with a staffer of his who used to be a production assistant on a morning news show. The woman, does not actually appear to... READ MORE

Yesterday Donald Trump held a photo op bitch and stitch with survivors of the Parkland, Florida school shooting, and in order to convey his deeply felt, raw, unfettered compassion for their experiences, he brought along a note card with... READ MORE

Are you lonely? Are you tired of what Tinder has to offer? Have you noticed that every time you swipe right on the hottest single women in your area they always lean left when it comes to politics? It’s... READ MORE

The cliche line reads that the only thing that’ll cost you your job in Washington D.C. is a dead hooker in your bed, or a live boy. The former probably holds true. The latter may now launch you into... READ MORE