These two girls have ensconced themselves on the beach in Miami like Jimmy Buffett fans in Key West who realize being a teeth bleaching tech in Milwaukee sucks compared to drinking all day in a thatch covered booze shack... READ MORE

Those bikini girls famous on Instagram are back again. I can’t be bothered to figure out who is who. It’s like people with identical kids. I’m sorry you pumped the missus full of hormones and zoygotes, but that doesn’t... READ MORE