June 11, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
Courtney Stodden’s mom Krista Keller used to be her manager before she released a video of herself masturbating with a Swiffer and lied about it being stolen. I’m not sure what managing Stodden entailed prior to that but I’d...
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May 14, 2015 |
crowd favorites |
Lex Jurgen|
What defines a sex tape? Sex? Tape? You got that here. After three long days of a brutally long promotional cycle, Vivid is releasing the Courtney Stodden sex tape to the public. It’s unclear whether demand will mimic the...
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May 12, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
After consulting her family pastor and her ATM machine, Courtney Stodden has chose to allow Vivid to distribute a video of herself masturbating with a toilet brush. Stodden claims she never wanted the video released even though she shopped it around...
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May 8, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Courtney Stodden fired off legal letters to Vivid threatening the porn shop if they release a tape of her diddling herself. Vivid conveniently found the tape forgotten in the back of a Denny’s restaurant and are prepared to violates...
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April 29, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
Courtney Stodden, who is known for marrying Lost actor Doug Hutchison when she was 16 and he was 50 and absolutely nothing else, is trying to sell a video of herself masturbating, presumably with a Mountain Dew Code Red...
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March 10, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
I must admit, when I don’t see or hear from somebody like Courtney Stodden for a while, I just assume they’re dead. It’s not mean, just expedient. If they show up again then I’m pleasantly surprised. Great, you’re still...
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October 23, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Courtney Stodden just posted this to her Instagram account. She forgot the hashtag desperate and just farted. I will admit to some Discovery Channel level of interest in the results of harrowing silica mining operations. It’s mostly Courtney Stodden’s...
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September 19, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
If you carbon dated Courtney Stodden you’d find twenty years of age was not a rock solid estimation of her years on this planet. She looks like she could tell tales from working the rooms at the Sands Hotel...
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September 5, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Courtney Stodden shared the only details of her life that we could possibly care about on the Couples Therapy reunion show on VH-1 when she announced she had fucked around on her older husband when they were separated. Outside...
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August 12, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
I know the inkling of most working girls is that business would be so much better if I could just find a hot corner. Courtney Stodden ditched her three-times her age husband to experience fat men only twice her...
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