Some people wake up in the morning and think, today is the day I go shoot up my school. Or they rush to their studio offices to create the next reality show featuring mentally disturbed people wallowing in their... READ MORE

Miami Beach is literally crawling this time of year with international models with their asses pointed toward Saturn. It’s like watching the horseshoe crabs shimmying up the Delaware beach. Nobody knows what signals these creatures to come by the... READ MORE

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A fun idea for a game show would be to name random female celebrities and ask contestants to tell us why those women are famous, because I bet that if the show’s host named Claudia Romani, a lot of... READ MORE

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The good ones know how to act surprised to see the cameras. Oh, hey, what are you doing here even though my publicity firm just called you to tell you I was going to the beach in my bikini.... READ MORE

I bet Claudia Romani likes men with a sense of humor. Hot women always say they love guys with a sense of humor, then they end up mounting the most humorless self-absorbed good looking prick they can find. It’s... READ MORE

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Female butt cheeks don’t get the attention they deserve. By any man’s calculations, they fall into the Top 5 of important parts, but only the discerning gentleman knows that ass belongs at the top of the list. Mother Nature... READ MORE

I’m not sure when exactly girls learn to wiggle their bare ass in the air, maybe it’s one of those coming of age rituals passed down from mom to daughter, kind of like my old man telling me not... READ MORE