Pregnant women are absolutely terrifying, and all the naked pop superstars in the world aren't ever gonna convince me otherwise.  She might as well burst into a thousand beetles or have snakes crawling out of her mouth this is... READ MORE

Pregnant women are gross, but Christina Aguilera is hot and chicks with no underwear are hot.  And last night at Amalfi restaurant in Hollywood, those worlds collided.  And the result is a day my penis won't soon forgot.  I... READ MORE

SHERYL CROW IS UPTIGHT – Sheryl Crow doesn't approve of her ex-boyfriend Lance Armstrong dating Ashley Olsen.  Presumably because Lance is 36 and Ashley is 21.  Life and Style says, "Sheryl rolled her eyes and said, 'That's pathetic. Ashley's... READ MORE

Jordan Bratmans sperm must have some kind of poison in it because Chritina Aguilera looked like complete hell at the launch Of Rock The Vote 2008 last night.  She must just fill her sink with foundation and then dunk... READ MORE

I assume it was Jordan Bratmans idea for his wife to spend Halloween with her giant boobs on full display, and god bless him.  Stuff like this is why I can't wait to get married.  Because then the woman... READ MORE

SOME GUY YOU DON’T KNOW IS IN TROUBLE  – Andre Birleanu – noteworthy only as one of the models on the VH1 show "America's Most Smartest Model" – was arrested yesterday and charged with sexual misconduct and aggravated harassment. ... READ MORE

Can we just be serious for one second please. How GD amazing is it that Jordan Bratman gets to F Christina Aguilera?  More people were killed by gorillas last year than dudes who pulled ass this far out of... READ MORE

I really don't think its too much to ask that all pregnant chicks look like Christina Aguilera.  And by that I mean, don't change in any way except for getting enormous boobs.  I don't need to see something kicking... READ MORE

These pictures won't settle whether Christina Aguilera is pregnant or not, but they will settle whether Christina Aguilera has giant implants or not.  No one was asking that question, but the answer is yes, yes she does.  Those things... READ MORE

Two weeks ago, the rumors began that Christina Aguilera was pregnant with husband Jordan Bratman.  Now a "well placed source" confirms those rumors to Page Six: The rumors that Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby "are definitely true," according... READ MORE