There’s a number of things I would do for an opportunity to marry a woman with what is virtually considered an endless amount money. Divorcing my wife of eight years is easily on the top of that list.

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Nothing says "Have fun being poor you dumb cow" to your soon-to-be ex-wife quite like stripping down with your new ho on a million-dollar yacht in St. Barts in front of the paps. "Hot Felon" Jeremy Meeks is wasting no time shedding... READ MORE

I'd put a ring on the finger of any woman that looked like smeagol with a billion in the bank. A bountiful source of Benjamin Franklin faced federal reserve notes is enough to break up any happy home.

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What could possibly break up a happy home? A butterface worth a billion dollars is what.

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Thick girls playing paddle ball hold a special place in my heart. It’s every memory of every successful beach hookup ever. The guys used to hang on the hood of Greased Lightning begging me to tell them summer tales... READ MORE

I’d be lying if I didn’t say I find rich girls more attractive than poor girls. Yeah, being the bread winner for a struggling-to-pay-her-rent girl is a chivalrous dream. But I’ll take the life of leisure only a girl... READ MORE

Marc Anthony probably got sick to shit of seeing Jennifer Lopez having sex with, and buying Range Rovers for, her 20-something gay backup dancer  So he decided to top her by picking up 22-year old Chloe Green, the chunky big... READ MORE