When the front isn’t working, why not turn around. That’s some Henry Ford type next level thinking. Chelsea Handler’s attempt to keep her name in the press by means of bare tit shows on social media was something of... READ MORE

Chelsea Handler suddenly remembers she was almost Cos-Raped ten years ago in an Atlantic City hotel where she was performing standup. She remembers being with three dudes who were maybe filming her for something she can’t remember. So, sex tape.... READ MORE

Chelsea Handler’s tits are real which isn’t super shocking since they look real. She has no kids and God granted the Chosen women with decent sized knobs. Handler shot down a report that she’d had them lifted although it was... READ MORE

Give Chelsea Handler some credit. When people stopped looking, she mixed things up. Change or die. Shove your mams in Whitney Cumming’s face. It’s fresh. A couple comedienne sevens gay baiting Instagram during their respective forever hiatuses from television.... READ MORE

Whatever is compelling Chelsea Handler to flash her tits around the globe, it’s simply not going to stop. The laugh track backed comedian has a contingency whereby even if she is killed, thousands of these topless photos get distributed... READ MORE

I never really thought I’d grow tired of a halfway attractive woman’s exposed tits but the moment has come. There just aren’t that many ways to make a slightly haggard pair of tits appealing, whether parading them on back of... READ MORE

If your backup plan is flashing tits on social media, you can’t just drop down the ladder to bra peeks. It’s like Tom Brady deciding touchdown passes are overrated. You’ve got another year before you can occupy your audience... READ MORE

Best I can tell some Make-A-Wish kid asked to see Chelsea Handler’s tits. Maybe after he was told he couldn’t suffocate a white rhino with his Phantom Menace pillow. That’s the most popular wish. Those kids really fucking hate... READ MORE

50 Cent backed his former slag in posting topless photos on social media pretending it’s a form of political protest and not an obvious attention grab. It’s just nice to see a rapper blindly supporting the only chick he... READ MORE

I’ve always had a soft spot for the women desperate for attention. They’re the mainstay of my own dating life. I don’t hold Chelsea Handler in any disregard for swallowing the man’s chowder to catch her break. Fuck the... READ MORE