Everybody likes seeing reasonably attractive naked women. It has a market value. You’d think somebody who bills themselves as a comedian and entertainer and social commentator would attempt any one of those buttons for attention rather descending forthwith and... READ MORE

Chelsea Handler interviewed the former Twitter CEO about why he refused to ban her topless social media photos. It kind of fucked up her one and only plan to get noticed. To prove a point she’d not made, Handler walked topless... READ MORE

Self-described comedian Heather McDonald went on the podcast of two super sympathetic guys to bitch about how Chelsea Handler dumped her without notice. This is when Handler called it quits at E! because there was nobody left to shtup for... READ MORE

When Chelsea Handler returns to television in just forty-seven more off-putting selfies, she will doing so with the Executive Producer of The View running her show. Merging two insipid shitty talk show forces can only result in stupendous. Like... READ MORE

Chelsea Handler’s talk show on Netflix should be coming out around 2019 or once we discover water on Mars, which ever comes last. These shenanigans appear to be a bid to stay relevant following her run of Chelsea Lately, as... READ MORE

Chelsea Handler posted this photo while holding what appears to be an apple over several of her ingrown hairs. I don’t see the connection. Namely because apples are delicious. She captioned the photo with: “Look at my hair. Something must... READ MORE

The Wright Brothers didn’t take flight on their first attempt. It took decades from Kitty Hawk flops before bored business travelers were getting loaded and scrumping in the lavatories on the way to O’Hare. Chelsea Handler is committed to... READ MORE

Not so long ago Chelsea Handler accepted Hollywood senior executive penis into her private parts and earned a TV talk show. Now she’s flashing tits and can’t even book an Internet gig. Fading beauty seems like an unsupported premise. Handler will... READ MORE

The Chelsea Handler self-satisfied tit parade continued on Twitter where Handler has advanced the ball on equal topless rights for women by about two tit yards. Chelsea has forced me to think more about how much I hate dudes... READ MORE

The road toward Chelsea Handler blowing downed grazing animals for attention points is growing tiresome. This is what happens when you reach into your bag of tricks and find only morning after pills and the expired Yoo-hoo bottle you’re... READ MORE