Charlize Theron still looks pretty good. Sean Penn must be better at tempering his rage when he learns nobody is watching Ronan Farrow on MSNBC or Guantanamo inmates are not being permitted to watch Buzkashi matches in high definition.... READ MORE

As disappointing as it is to see someone as young and hot as Charlize Theron dating an arrogant old fart like Sean Penn, they might actually be pretty perfect for each other. Beyond all of the charity crap and... READ MORE

One minute you’re enjoying life in an African orphanage and next thing you know, some white chick from the movies whisks you to an entirely new continent to have play dates with adopted Chinese babies and to meet her... READ MORE

Charlize Theron stopped by the Coffee Bean in Los Angeles the other day for a little pick-me-up, but then the strangest thing happened. I could have sworn that these photos showed her walking out of the store one minute,... READ MORE

Hard to believe it’s already the third annual Sean Penn and Friends Help Haiti Gala. Let’s not be coy here, Sean Penn doesn’t have any friends. This is all Sean Penn. He’s lifting Haiti like mighty Atlas, aided only... READ MORE

I don’t know what voodoo power resides in the Penn penis but it’s fucking disturbing. It’s some black sorcery that the NSA ought to investigate rather than listening to me talk dirty to a woman who I secretly worry... READ MORE

Guess what, bub. Life isn’t fair. 2013, the year before, the coming year, makes no difference. Sean Penn gets to bang Scarlett Johansson, now Charlize Theron. Next he’ll travel back to the 70’s and nail pre-ass cancer Farrah and... READ MORE

Charlize Theron and Bono were among the celebrities and political leaders who gathered at the FNB Stadium in Johannesburg, South Africa this morning to pay tribute to Nelson Mandela, and boy did it look like they were having a... READ MORE

I hate to see a good looking woman flipping people off. What could possibly make a wealthy, attractive, award-winning woman like Charlize Theron so angry? I’m guessing it’s her horrible haircut. It looks like the ‘Steve’ at my local... READ MORE

Now that he has so bravely moved on after dumping Emilia Clarke, Seth MacFarlane reportedly had dinner with Charlize Theron in Beverly Hills on Monday night to discuss Seth’s next directing effort, A Million Ways to Die in the... READ MORE