I don’t care what product you’re moving, get a chick with big blown up tits in sunglasses and a leather jacket and you are half way toward your sales goal for the month. Why do we even have advertising... READ MORE

This chick is awfully attractive. The yellow cape seems superfluous. Melanoma isn’t stupid. In the future, when the feminist majority has disappeared sexy pleasing women to shallow graves in soccer stadiums, we’ll be listening to Morrissey and think he’s speaking directly... READ MORE

Soak them up now. At some point the FCC is going to ban this chick’s nipples. It’ll start with Canadian girls being denied tit shows on U.S. traversed broadband lines then eventually the Dakotas and the rest of the... READ MORE

Charlie Riina’s nipples make me feel good about America. Some day blonde haired chicks with big ole fake titties falling out of bikinis won’t dominate the collective world dick, but not today. You can’t get this high level shit... READ MORE

I give up, that’s just poetry right there. Nobody is buying this water, but sticking anything next to a good looking girl’s tight ass is still the best way to sell shit. It’s not a four dollar bottle of... READ MORE

You can condemn the dude who came up with this scam to get models to take their tops off. But ask yourself this, am I a hypocrite and is some Canadian chick with titanic yabbos currently dancing in front... READ MORE