I don’t think I'm being unfair when I say that time is not being kind to Carmen Electra.  She still has huge implants, and I appreciate that, I really do, but she looks like an ugly version of Fergie... READ MORE

Being as rich as Richard Branson seems pretty cool.  You can hold parties for your airline and then hot chicks show up and you can pick them up and do whatever you want with them.  Just between you and... READ MORE

Why is Carmen Electra famous? What is the Max Factor show? Who is Allison Sweeney? These questions have haunted man since the dawn of time, but it turns out I’m quick to give up on things and didn’t bother... READ MORE

So, was Carmen Electra supposed to fall on her ass at the Max Factor show in Hollywood.  Because if so then mission accomplished.  Graceful like a swan, she is.  I've never seen such agility.  Although based on the woman... READ MORE

Carmen Elcetra was nice enough to stop on the street in New York and give some pretend money to a homeless guy.  Then she offered him a pretend sandwich on a pretend silver platter and rubbed her stomach while... READ MORE