In a much more entertaining and worthwhile video from Monday’s Met Gala, Cara Delevingne ended up in an elevator with Reese Witherspoon, Zooey Deschanel and Kate Upton, and it seems that at least Reese decided to get a little... READ MORE

Cara Delevingne has become enslaved to the dark draw of the Michelle Rodriguez power tongue. By the time you’ve invited Michelle into your sacred keep, your clitoral fate has already been sealed. Cara can only go out in the... READ MORE

It’s still downright baffling how someone who is 35 and constantly looks like she smells like a brewery like Michelle Rodriguez was able to score a lesbian fling with model Cara Delevingne, but sometimes the experimental bisexual love of... READ MORE

As much as I hooted and applauded when angry Ellen Page pulled off her dyke glasses to announce she was a lesbian, and as excited as I am by Sara Gilbert’s latest ocean-overlooking lesbian wedding, nothing makes me feel... READ MORE

Recently-announced lovers Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez are still going strong, as they both attended a meeting with Cara’s management team yesterday in London. While the nature of their meeting wasn’t revealed, it was probably something about how they... READ MORE

You can have all of the money in the world and be the most popular model at just 21 years of age, but even the most coked up adrenaline freaks run out of gas sometimes. Hard-partying, face-making, bisexual love-making,... READ MORE

Michelle Rodriguez is officially slamming clams with model Cara Delevinge. The two have been spotted around town on what looked like dates but with girls, you never know if they’re BFFs or finger banging the stink out of each... READ MORE

With London’s fashion week in full swing, it was only a matter of time before Cara Delevingne started hitting the parties and showing everyone how funny she is. Last night, she went to a magazine party and then stood... READ MORE

Last night, world famous model Cara Delevingne visited the home of the American Ambassador in London with Taylor Swift and that gangly redheaded fellow that Taylor used to date, but can we really be sure that it was actually... READ MORE

I’m still not sure how frightening eyebrows got to be the hottest shit in the modeling world. I can only assume the gay men who tightly control the industry find that her bushy caterpillars remind them of the Wood... READ MORE