Tennis star Novak Djokovic has raised a ton of money to improve the quality of life and education for children in Serbia through his foundation, and I’m sure he added another few million dollars to the pile after last... READ MORE

I know women like to feel beautiful. Feeling beautiful seems to be very important. If one of my buddies ever told me he wanted to feel beautiful, I’d thank him for sharing, then kick him in the snout and... READ MORE

I don’t know why women would ever look at lingerie ads. Do you really care what underwear looks like on a perfect model’s body? Men’s underwear ads always feature a genitally neutered male because the last thing dude’s wants... READ MORE

That’s Candice Swanepoel’s ass submerging in the ocean like a dolphin you would go interspecies for. Animals have to be pretty hot for you to jump that line. I’d probably do a dog who looked like Adriana Lima or... READ MORE

I really try to be a culturally sensitive individual. We’re all the same animal underneath our crazy bullshit human constructs. Still, even as one enlightened motherfucker, it’s hard to understand how such a big sliver of the world believes... READ MORE

I don’t really get fashion. Or art or pageantry or style or why it’s not appropriate to call your girlfriend’s clit a little baby penis during lovemaking. But I do get hot women in leather carrying bullwhips. How can... READ MORE

I feel like I could run a woman’s underwear company. Step one, find that factory in Indonesia or China where all the world’s undergarments are sewn together by middle-school aged children. I can do that. Step two, haggle over... READ MORE

Suddenly, Miranda Kerr is a ‘difficult’ model. Which is surprising, because most supermodels are really down to earth, low maintenance, always thinking of others needs first kind of people. Real salt of the earth. Just like most women who grew... READ MORE

I think chick magazines are better in foreign countries. I’ve glanced at my fair share of U.S. ladies magazines. Every time I get a molar crowned at the dentist I’m perusing a female picture book, because men’s magazines long... READ MORE

Should Americans be worried that we’re outsourcing all of our bikini modeling jobs? I didn’t say anything when we lost machine tool & dye, and plastics rotocasting, and the Sports Illustrated subscription call center. Boom. Now I have to... READ MORE