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The French have a much different take on sexism. It doesn’t exist. Women control everything by having perfect pairs of breasts they wave in the face of their cowering male population. This is either wonderful or horrible depending on... READ MORE

You simply can’t find tits in American magazines. Go to Playboy.com, see if you can spot a freaking nipple. You’ll get recipes for fruit martinis and epic skateboard fails. I don’t know what’s happened to this country but we’ve... READ MORE

As much as it will cost a small Asian village a week of textile wages, a few child starvations are the price of seeing a bunch of Victoria’s Secret models without their lingerie. Underwear is but a contrivance of... READ MORE

French chicks wear underwear better than anybody else. Maybe it’s the anticipation of an aroma from two wears between washings or just how sexy put-out aloofness is against soft cotton. I’d use only French models if I were hawking... READ MORE