We don’t know the precise details of Britney Spears’ indefinite probation, what is and what isn’t allowed by her father and the star chamber that controls her every waking step. Apparently bras are out. Undergarments provide a common tool... READ MORE

If completely unsubstantiated news reports are true, and when are they ever not, Britney Spears has bodyguards who are with her around the clock keeping a diary of all her activities down to what she sticks in her mouth... READ MORE

Britney Spears shuttered her lip-synching extravaganza in Vegas for the week to return to Los Angeles and shed some body mass. Having her corset burst open at the seams on stage sent a powerful message to Britney — beat... READ MORE

I guess some people really really like Britney Spears. The ones who signed up for the $2500 Meet and Greet Britney package at Planet Hollywood. Now, they’re all disappointed and sad because their two and a half g’s earned... READ MORE

Britney Spears is receiving criticism from the interwebs for apparently painting on her abs. Britney, who has moved on to the fat jumpsuit Elvis Las Vegas period of her career, has already caught shit for lip syncing during her... READ MORE

All the real men are lining up to be the submissive Britney walks on a leash across the stage in her fabulously fat tour de force signature show in Las Vegas. Opening night it was Mario Lopez, because Mario... READ MORE

I hate to say I told you so, but Britney’s going to need some space-age type teflon seams to keep her snug outfits from rupturing nightly during her show in Vegas. You can’t just expect traditional fibers to hold... READ MORE

I don’t get it. Britney Spears descends from the rafters looking like Prince Fielder trying to fit into last year’s jersey, lip-synchs some of her hit songs, and walks Mario Lopez around on a leash, then collects $20 million?... READ MORE

Just 72 hours left until Britney Spears begins her mega-residency at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas, that place along the strip they’re pretending isn’t just the former Aladdin Hotel. The folks at Caesar’s who now own the Planet Hollywood... READ MORE

With just two weeks left until Britney debuts her big show in Vegas, you can feel the electricity in the air. It’s doubly palpable when you’re talking about a woman who was inexplicably wearing wigs and speaking in a... READ MORE