Honest to god, if I saw this walking toward me in the night, it would have about three seconds to convince me it was alive before I tried to chop its head off.  If you saw this in the... READ MORE

Cindy Adams said yesterday that Jive Records is wondering if they should drop Britney Spears from their label before she completes the record she is currently in the middle of recording.  They reportedly hate the five tracks she has... READ MORE

Life and Style says that Britney Spears checked into Sanctuary, a spa in Arizona on New Years Day, just hours after drinking so much on New Years Eve that she passed out.  Based on stuff they made up, this... READ MORE

Britney Spears collapsed at PURE Nightclub in Las Vegas late on New Years Eve after drinking pineapple rum cocktails with champagne.  This is the second time in two weeks that Spears has been carried out of a nightclub.  She... READ MORE

In Touch Magazine says that Britney Spears called her ex Kevin Federline to taunt him after paparazzi pictures in the tabloids showed her kissing music producer JR Rotem.  Various reports say the two stayed out until 3:30 AM and... READ MORE

Even though it was absolutely freezing in LA this weekend, Britney headed out Friday night to enjoy a few glasses of cigarettes wearing a see-thru dress.  And of course fucked it all up.  There's no possible way this could... READ MORE

Cigarettes must not have as many vitamins as Britney thinks they do, because she looks like hell in these pictures taken last night on her way out to the LA club Element.  Not even going to a club in... READ MORE

Kevin Federline is still insisting that he wants sole custody of their two children as well as a settlement of at least $20 million or he will publicly prove that Britney Spears is an unfit mother.  Kevin is prepared... READ MORE

Britney celebrated her 25th birthday on Friday by spending the day at the zoo with that fat little lump she calls a baby.  He totally wants to eat that monkey.  This kid looks suspiciously like Cartman at this point. ... READ MORE

Holy Christ.  To see any more of Britney Spears, a babies head would have to be crowing.  I feel like I should send her flowers.  Unless you can get an STD from pictures, in wish case I'll send her... READ MORE