Would you want your wife engaging in this kind of performance in public? Try that question with and without the $250,000 a night pay stub. We are labeled content too risky for corporate sponsors. Starbucks and Pepsi don’t seem... READ MORE

Britney Spears Vegas show now labels itself a stage production rather than a concert. An admission that Spears’ wireless microphone and moving lips are entirely an illusion. Like pretending her male backup dancers are hunky ladykillers. The tracks are... READ MORE

Britney Spears walked into a pole on New Year’s Eve. That explains the bruise on her head, but not why she looks like a Polish cleaning lady who had superior healthcare before perestroika. Have you noticed how the best... READ MORE

Britney Spears has been touting her lean stomach on social media, which means her custodial supervisors will be pushing for bigger splits with the casinos. The alternative to ab pics are cuts where she sings Adele. You need that... READ MORE

The screaming pumpkin heads who drop big cash to see Britney Spears in Vegas don’t care that she’s just miming over pre-recorded tracks. The performance is really the moving story of how gay aliens come to earth and try... READ MORE

Britney Spears spent six months on hiatus from her Vegas show to work out, make smart nutrition a part of her lifestyle, and attend her boys’ soccer games without a bra to remind the neighbors she once filled the Tokyo Dome. She still... READ MORE

Nobody knows what the Teen Choice Awards are. Nobody cared after Britney Spears showed up and squatted like a Russian grandma taking an alley dump in 1911. You’d have to be a qualified doctor to name all the parts... READ MORE

If there is an actual race to the bottom for inanely worded computer generated pop songs, it’s time to hand out the award. Pop music for teen girls never required musically gifted performers. But they had to provide vocals.... READ MORE

Britney Spears took a tumble performing one of her level green moves on stage in Vegas. It’s the ankle. They’ll probably have to put her down. It was fun while it lasted. Charitable donations in lieu of flowers please.... READ MORE

Britney Spears turned on a heckler at her Vegas show after he called her a “fat bitch”. She called the guy a “Fucking asshole”. These were either gratuitous empty insults or well reasoned evaluations of character. It’s really really close.... READ MORE