If you were Britney Spears, and you were hauled into court twice a week because your ex-husband says you're a menace on the roads and an unfit parent, and you had your kids in the car and you had... READ MORE

Do they bake cookies at the Mercedes dealership or did Britney bring her own?  She probably brought her own.  She needs to keep her energy up as she looks at cars.  That's why she's walking around with a handful... READ MORE

Britney Spears is just smart enough to not be tied to a stake in the yard, so she probably shouldn't interview her own lawyers, because apparently they're as dumb as she is.  Today her attorney told the judge in... READ MORE

<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/26050ea6ee" mce_href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/26050ea6ee">2 Guys 1 Cup with John Mayer</a> on <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" mce_href="http://www.funnyordie.com/">FunnyOrDie.com</a> JOHN MAYER MIGHT BE COOL – John Mayer sings faggity songs, but he's banged Jessica Simpson and he has tons of money, so who's laughing now. ... READ MORE

Us magazine says that Britney Spears erratic behavior is because she's suffering from depression and ADD, not because she’s on drugs. Why does Spears, 25 — even after having physical custody of her kids taken away — keep exhibiting... READ MORE

MANDY MOORE AND MATT PERRY? – Page Six says that Mandy Moore was seen on a date with Matthew Perry at Amici Trattoria in Beverly Hills. "He was already seated and waited for her for 15 minutes until she... READ MORE

SHIA LEBEOUF IS UNDER ARREST – "Transformers" star Shia LaBeouf was arrested early Sunday morning after he refused to leave a Chicago Walgreens at 2:30 AM.  LaBeouf appeared to be intoxicated and was asked repeatedly to leave by security. ... READ MORE

Britney Spears is only allowed two visits a week with her kids because she's a retarded mutant, and those visits are supervised by a court appointed monitor who is there to evaluate Britney's parenting.  So naturally, Britney used one... READ MORE

A London paper says that Britney Spears has a crush on new Playboy cover model Kim Kardashian, and she picked her as the one celebrity she'd most like to have sex with. Britney Spears is desperate to bed socialite... READ MORE

WENN says today that Britney Spears let some random dude do a rail of cocaine off her chest during a wild party at her Hollywood mansion just two days after losing visitation rights to see her sons.  Bam!  Say... READ MORE