Sometimes some idiot on TV (probably Oprah) will ask some retard on TV (probably Jennifer Aniston) , "if you could have a dinner party and invite anyone in the world who would it be", and then the retard... READ MORE

So here's the animated video for "Break The Ice" by Britney Spears. And I guess it's not that bad. I think. Look, I don't really know. This isn't really my kind of music, because it turns out I'm not... READ MORE

OK magazine says that Britney Spears has essentially been grounded by her father, having cut off her money and essentially, her freedom.  Apparently she spends most of her time inside her palatial $7.2 million, 7,400-square-foot Mediterranean-style villa in Studio... READ MORE

The Sun UK has some stills from the next Britney Spears video, and as you can tell it's animated, and the resemblance is just uncanny.  The tall thin body, the perky tits, the flawless complexion and the long pretty... READ MORE

Britney Spears, who may be worth as much as 100 million dollars, has been put on a 1500 dollar allowance, given to her by her father, once a week.  When asked for a comment, I said, "hahahaha, you suck... READ MORE

Britney Spears has been extraordinarily low key for the past few months, ever since her dad and his attorney were put in charge of her finances and business decisions.  So with that seemingly in mind, a court decided late... READ MORE

Britney Spears spent last night at Millennium dance studio once again, this time teaching a dance class to kids.  This is at least the third time she’s done this.  People magazine says: "I like Britney,” 5-year-old Elissa Bouganim, who... READ MORE

OK magazine says today that, "nothing, not even a restraining order, will keep Sam Lutfi away from Britney Spears".  They don’t directly state that he did while laughing maniacally and sharpening an ax on one of those big stone... READ MORE

Britney Spears has reportedly dumped her paparazzi boyfriend Adnan Ghalib after finding sexy text messages on his iPhone from another woman.  The Sun UK says: Britney confronted Adnan after two video clips showing him out with mystery girls were... READ MORE

I don’t know who or what ageprogression.org is, but they’ve taken powerful Six Flags technology and used it to show what Britney Spears may look like at 46 and 56 years old if she continues to live her "party... READ MORE