Look at the stumps on this bitch.  Who's her mom, Barry Sanders?  READ MORE

According to the National Enquirer, Britney Spears has been shopping a reality show that will follow her around and Jesus Christ I'm bored already.  Wikio says…  “She believes a reality show is a no-brainer. She can be herself and... READ MORE

Britney Spears just sits at home at night in her room these days, because if she’s not treated like a child 24 hours a day she’ll bang the paparazzi and drive around with her kids on top of her... READ MORE

Larry Rudolph still won’t say if he has reunited with Britney Spears and will attempt to manage her comeback, but he does say she is doing great and getting her life back together.  People magazine reports… "I've seen her... READ MORE

The Huffington Post calls out OK! magazine today for their headline story claiming Britney Spears lost 15 pounds in just 4 weeks.  The sub-headline even goes on to scream, "No Pills, No Lipo".  Since we all know Britney doesn’t... READ MORE

OK magazine has a story this week talking about all the changes in Britney’s life ever since her dad took over her estate.  No more all night partying, no more insane shopping sprees, no more endless photo ops at... READ MORE

Tonight is the night no one has been waiting for, the continuation of Britney Spears' assault on comedy.  Like a phoenix, she rises from the ashes!  Last year she guest starred on "Will and Grace", tonight she does the... READ MORE

The New York Daily News has more bad news for Britney Spears today, namely that LA prosecutors will not drop the charges following her citation for driving without a valid California drivers license.  The News says: Prosecutors refused Thursday... READ MORE

There's no way this can be true, because if it was it would be under the headline "Worlds Creepiest Anything Ever", and it would be on a spinning newspaper headline in a giant font previously reserved for "GODZILLA ATTACKS... READ MORE

Us magazine says that Britney Spears has been ordered to cover Kevin Federlines ongoing legal fees, a bill that has already reached a staggering 375,000 dollars.  Us says… The sum covers four months of work by Federline's attorney, Mark... READ MORE