JOHN MAYER – gawker says his new song is about a “woman obsessed with another man and can communicate only indirectly, for example through national tabloid magazines.”  But they don’t name the woman, instead they say something about Jenifer... READ MORE

People magazine says that Britneys “life has gone from soap opera to spy novel” after the testimony yesterday in court by Sam Luftis sister Christina, who said Britney contacted her to secretly attain a prepaid cell phone to make... READ MORE

The new Candies ads featuring Britney Spears went online today, and it’s a little insulting for them to insinuate that Britney still looks like this (uh), but other ads tell you that turning on your thermostat causes dollar signs... READ MORE

Britney used to have a huge, fantastically awesome rack (here), and even when she was going insane last January it was still pretty good (bam).  Now it’s gone completely, somehow, but at least she’s still pretty good at wearing... READ MORE

I bet if you’re a law firm, a good way to impress potential clients is to leak their confidential voicemails to the internet. Like this one by Britney about her dad threatening to take her kids, which is now... READ MORE

Britneys “Circus” tour hit DC last night (March 26th), and during “Do Somethin” she spread some holiday cheer and yelled “Merry Christmas!” to the crowd. It’s toward the end of the clip, around the 50-second mark.  So if you’re... READ MORE

Polonious said “brevity is the soul of wit” in Hamlet, and I don’t know what the fuck that means because quite frankly I can barely even read, but I think it might be relevant to twitter.  Because on there... READ MORE

LEANN RIMES – She’s been married for seven years to backup dancer Dean Sheremet, but new pictures show her kissing actor Eddie Cibrian. Top magazines tell me this is shocking, so I’m shocked, but not as much as I... READ MORE

RIHANNA – Lawyers for Chris Brown want the charges dropped because it was all a misunderstanding when he beat the shit out of Rihanna.  “He will argue it was a misunderstanding between two young people passionately in love.”  Wow. ... READ MORE

Adnan Ghalib of course is that poser nerd who somehow worked his way into Britney’s life last year when she was on the verge of a mental breakdown.  Ideally he’d get hit by a comet or ripped apart by... READ MORE