Britney Spears is in Perth today to rehearse for the Aussie leg of her ‘Circus’ tour, and it’s good to see she’s not taking any chances. In Australia, the bras are made of poison! BOUNCY UPDATE – 2 x-ray’d... READ MORE

Britney was in Mexico this weekend with her lover Jason Trawick, at least that’s what the caption said. This is not what I thought he looked like. This looks more like Dax Shepard pretending to be Billy Bob Thornton.... READ MORE

KANYE WEST – has apologized to Taylor Swift again but tonight he can do it on TV because he’s a guest on the new Jay Leno show. Kanye is only scheduled as a musical guest, but it would be... READ MORE

The Spears’ises are in Miami today, lounging poolside with Bitneys 2 legitimate kids and Jamie Lynns out-of-wedlock bastard who can’t get into heaven. Britney takes her kids to the pool almost every week lately, which is really cute unless... READ MORE

Day three of the bikini modeling marathon at the Ritz-Carlton in Marina Del Rey went off without a hitch yesterday, this time featuring Britney in a sassy purple number that combines flair with function. I think people got the... READ MORE

Actually when I worked at the Ritz Carlton I started out as a porter. Which is to say, bellman. It was a dumb job but it was real easy to make 150 a day. And of course my naturally... READ MORE

On Friday, Megan Fox dressed all sexy for a meeting at Casa Del Mar, a hotel on the beach in Santa Monica. At the time I mentioned that I used to tend bar there. Now we take another trip... READ MORE

Britney Spears rarely wears much jewelry and almost never wears the same stuff consistently, so many are wondering why she’s been flashing a big diamond on her left ring finger for about a month now. She even kept it... READ MORE

Britney posed poolside in LA yesterday for a photoshoot, and all things considered she looked pretty terrific. She’s really come a long way with her self control. Unlike me. I spent all last night in the bathroom crying and... READ MORE

JESSICA BIEL – made her stage debut this weekend in the musical “Guys and Dolls”. That’s her above singing “If I Were A Bell”. But her run was just for three nights. I hope she does more performances next... READ MORE