When your Slut Walk headlines career climbing cockgobblers like Blac Chyna, Kendra Wilkinson and Perez Hilton, you know you've hit a glass ceiling of your own making. READ MORE

If you're over twelve and you're in Twitter battles, it's time to look in the mirror. If you're Still Fat Rob Kardashian and you're revenge Tweeting your whorish half-sister's personal phone number, it's time to add some arsenic to... READ MORE

If you had Bruce Jenner in the cum pool of Kardashians the rapper The Game claims to have fucked, you lost. I just tore up my brackets. The Game recently sent people who didn't know The Kardashians were a... READ MORE

Still Fat Rob Kardashian and his pregnant stripper girlfriend are putting on a reality show where producers ran out of ideas before the show even premiered. "What the fuck is left to make these two yucks do?" had to... READ MORE

Blac Chyna did a vomit inducing photo shoot for Paper magazine. If Valtrex isn't advertising in that publication they're missing out. READ MORE

Still Fat Rob Kardashian has chosen the manner of his own destruction. An E! six part reality series. The weakest link of the cum soaked coven has signed himself and his baby mama over to a staged documentary that... READ MORE

Still Fat Rob Kardashian got into a tussle with his stripper baby mama and went on Instagram and deleted every single picture of her. A glimpse into how all middle school going steadies will bust up in the future.... READ MORE

If you've ever been to a Vegas show and buy into a spur of the moment decision by the entertainer to bring a seemingly unaware volunteer up on stage, you're being duped. On the same level as the girl... READ MORE

The world's largest clickbait site, DailyMail, hosted a party in Cannes they titled the Seriously Popular Yacht Party, just in case you weren't sure how underwhelming it would be. Blac Chyna arrived with the veins in her chest construction... READ MORE

Nothing says pool party like a pre-diabetic unemployed scion and his pregnant stripper girlfriend. That's where you want to be spending your Memorial Day weekend. READ MORE