March 31, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Funny or Die has never shied away from a national healthcare push. Presumably under the "Die" mandate of the HBO-Turner-Will Ferrel and buddies owned venture. Like many entertainment outlets and Judd Apatow, they keep insisting there's a hilarious way... READ MORE
March 13, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Everybody in Hollywood is a whore. Right down to the nine year olds working casting calls ferociously to be the next Miley Cyrus. Spend twenty minutes at a Coffee Bean near any one of these casting offices in Burbank... READ MORE
March 7, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
People magazine reports that Still Fat Rob Kardashian is diabetic and depressed and too dangerous to be left alone with his hooker baby. In contrast, Us Weekly reports that Kardashian is feeling fantastic, committed to healthy living, and coos... READ MORE
February 2, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Never invite a hooker into your home. Unlike vampires, this one sucks dick, but only until she gets what she wants. Which is money. Blood letting would be quicker. And more sanitary.
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January 9, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
It's unclear what the requirements are for hosting a weekend party at 1OAK in Vegas, but something approximating, have the press learned to spell your stripper name and will you promise not to piss on the marble?
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December 20, 2016 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Rob Kardashian could not best be described as a publicity whore. Almost the opposite, a fat recluse who can't have any male friends come around because they will most certainly fuck all of his sisters while he sits alone...
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December 19, 2016 |
Uncategorized |
matt-ralston|
Blac Chyna's Instagram account may or may not have actually been hacked, with details being posted about how she's a sketchy whore, which everyone including her husband Rob Kardashian clearly already knows. That's the entirety of her image.
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December 9, 2016 |
Uncategorized |
matt-ralston|
Blac Chyna legally married Rob Kardashian's sorrowful fat sap ass so she wants to file a trademark of her given name plus Kardashian the day after. Don't you feel like killing yourself for real now Rob? The other Kardashian...
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December 8, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Blac Chyna alerted the world she's dropped over twenty pounds since delivering her commercial payload a few weeks back. She's got another thirty pounds to go. Or the equivalent of two hundred and forty seven on a personal of...
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