September 12, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Department of Children and Family Services fucks up any number of cases, but to give them credit, they don't back down from digging into rich and famous people's potentially abused kiddy shit.
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August 22, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Dumb rich and shameless is no way to go through life. Super Fat Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna coupled long enough to produce a baby girl because off-Interstate strip clubs will still need dancers in the 2030's.
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August 3, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
It's hard to watch a man slowly eat himself to death. Ironically, I've seen several slowly drink themselves to death and it almost seems natural.
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July 11, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Those who write history are at distinct advantage in shaping the final story. Let's assume you want to be the whore on Good Morning America explaining why your precious gems and bitcoin based relationship with the sole remaining Kardashian... READ MORE
July 6, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
The story of Rob Kardashian is a tale so unbearably emasculating, every man can feel a little kick in the balls. You don't have to like the guy, you shouldn't, but pour some Axe Body spray out for a... READ MORE
May 12, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Every stripper has a dream. Not every stripper has a plan. The latter means you get to gift yourself a red Ferrari on your 29th birthday and pretend it's from a loved one. You're a stripper. Nobody loves you.
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