Beyonce is in Croatia today (wait what) and she went for an ocean swim in a little bikini despite the fact that she said in a recent interview that “she feels insecure about her body offstage.”?  (source = the... READ MORE

In 2004, when Jennifer Lopez made a guest appearance on Will and Grace, she brought 75 assistants, including an eyebrow specialist and someone whose job was to hold her coat. In 2005, Mariah Carey had her limo circle the... READ MORE

Beyonce struggles with stairs in general (ahem) so God only knows how hard someone had to keep from laughing when they told her to try these. This is like something a shoe thief would be made to do in... READ MORE

I have no idea what “board feed” is, but Howard Stern somehow got the raw board feed of Beyonce live on the Today show, performing that song she stole from that hot blond chick (this one), and it’s hard... READ MORE

Beyonce apparently slipped out of the top of her dress last night during the Academy Awards big musical dance number (close up here), but I didn’t notice at first because who cares.  It's just Beyonce.  It seems she could... READ MORE

Beyonce said "put up your dukes" to my penis this morning by wearing a skintight bodysuit that highlighted her big fast ass and concave chest.  This is how you can tell she's too famous.  If a normal girl looked... READ MORE

When we first met Beyonce lo these many years, she was pretty and charming and seemed genuinely likable.  It was a love affair that would seemingly go on forever.  In reality, it’s going to end, right now, as you... READ MORE

It's been reported many many times in the past that Beyonce and her team of mangers are creatively challenged, so they often resort to stealing material and ideas from others who came before them or from new singers and... READ MORE

Beyonce went walking around Miami today with a big glittery diamond on her finger and surrounded by five huge bodyguards, but I'm not sure it was enough.  She's still so understated.  How will people know she's important if she... READ MORE

CHRIS ROCK IS NERVOUS – TMZ says that Chris Rock was a nervous wreck today while testifying in the Anthony Pellicano wiretapping case. A freaked-out Rock took the stand for roughly 15 minutes to talk about a most uncomfortable... READ MORE