May 9, 2012 |
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Beyonce wore this see-thru dress to the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s annual ball in New York last night, though it was actually just a normal black dress until she put it on and then her ass stretched the material...
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February 11, 2012 |
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Having a baby and then auctioning off the first pictures of it to a magazine or tabloid is a tawdry and tasteless thing for celebrities to do. And that’s why people like Jennifer Lopez do it. Jay Z and...
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February 8, 2012 |
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Beyonce was out in NYC last night, making her first public appearance since giving birth to her daughter Blue Ivy last month, and also making it more and more ironic that her name is practically “buoyancy”. (image source =...
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January 13, 2012 |
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It may not be true that Beyonce and Jay Z spent $1.3 million to rent out the entire floor of her hospital maternity ward, thus giving their baby a warped sense of entitlement from the very beginning, but they...
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January 12, 2012 |
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Some people laughed when Jay Z and Beyonce had their little girl last weekend and named her Blue Ivy, and they were right to laugh because Blue Ivy is a stupid name. But now, in a story titled, “Why...
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January 11, 2012 |
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Oprah Winfrey has sent a gift to Beyonce and Jay Z for their new baby girl; a trunk full of children’s books. In other words, a giant ugly black thing filled with simple messages from someone who isn’t actually...
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January 9, 2012 |
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Beyonce didn’t look like she was 2 days away from giving birth when these pictures were taken Thursday (ahem) but apparently she was, because she and Jay Z had a baby girl Saturday night that they named Blue Ivy....
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November 30, 2011 |
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Remember back in August, when Beyonce made headlines by announcing she was pregnant, reportedly 3 months pregnant, and many were suspicious because she didn’t look 3 months pregnant? Well it turns out those people were wrong, and she was...
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October 18, 2011 |
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Perhaps because of the rumors that she’s faking he pregnancy, Beyonce was out in New York today with a partially see-thru shirt. And, um, okay so this didn’t prove shit. She could still have some kind of pad under...
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October 14, 2011 |
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Because she needs both hands free to dramatically clutch her pretend pregnant stomach on occasion in front of photographers, Beyonce went shopping today in New York with a servant whose only job was to hold her umbrella, but before...
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