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Bella Thorne Bikini Vacation Adventure And Shit Around The Web

February 21, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Bella Thorne doesn't eat or drink and fucks in a healthy manner so she'll look great in a bikini. The least you can do is imagine you can help her career and she wants to say thanks.

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Bella Thorne Naked and Afraid

January 26, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Woman prone and naked in the fetal position used to be a sign for somebody to fetch a blanket and somebody else to fetch the on-call psychiatrist. The skinny frame and alphanumeric tats and fucked up hair sealed the... READ MORE

Bella Thorne Just Wants a Little Privacy

January 17, 2017 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Bella Thorne is asking for a little space from the public in discussing her private love life which she teases and promotes nearly constantly on social media. Here I am with this scandalous fellow. No comments. Can you see... READ MORE

Bella Thorne Has Arrived

December 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You've made it in Hollywood when the female gossip rags are overdosing on coverage of your "breakup hairdo" as opposed to what men see which is a chick showing off her tits. I'm supposed to notice that her hair... READ MORE

Behold Bella Thorne Wonderous Underboob And Shit Around The Web

December 21, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Bella Thorne shows off her underboob because that's her way. Is it working? Check her balance next time you're standing behind her at the ATM. READ MORE

Bella Thorne Taut and On Track

December 9, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This chick is either getting skinnier or her tits are getting bigger or both. Proportionality isn't a simple science. Millions of dollars are in the balance. Have you seen her act? READ MORE

Bella Thorne Saves Her 178th Most Revealings Pics of the Week for Playboy

October 19, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Playboy's demise isn't sad. No sadder than what happens to your girlfriend who straight-faced recommends you two step back from sex for a while to get to know each other as friends. Men are compartmentalized creatures. They have a... READ MORE

Bella Thorne Birthday Mountings

October 11, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The tattoos look decidedly fake. The hickey real. Sex before war. Bella Thorne celebrated what everybody has agreed to call her 19th birthday by mounting her boyfriend on Instagram and later wandering the streets showing off a hickey. READ MORE

Bella Thorne Might Fuck a Chick, She Might Not

September 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Since coming out as bisexual almost weeks ago, Bella Thorne has conducted a whirlwind promotional campaign for the bisexual community. The crux of Thorne's efforts have been posting snuggling photos with her friend also named Bella with whom she... READ MORE

Bella Thorne Wears A Pink Bra Outside And Shit Around The Web

September 15, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Bella Thorne goes around town wearing a bra like a shirt. She spent three hours testing this look against a sample set of old men gaining erections. Respect the science! READ MORE

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