October 6, 2017 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
The product of a trash compactor and a bottle of Viagra, Bella Thorne, is mostly a vagina with just a very haphazard body built around it as an afterthought, and while talking to StyleCaster, she revealed that her vag... READ MORE
October 2, 2017 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Sassy Fleshlight Bella Thorne just changed the game by bravely declaring that she was not retouched for at least one picture in her gross GQ Mexico photo shoot. She does not address the pre-retouching known as plastic surgery. Or gallons of... READ MORE
September 29, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
In the old days, child actors grew into strung out bank robbers. But only because softcore porn paid for shit. Thanks to digital social media, getting nearly fully naked is now a lucrative profession.
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September 2, 2017 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Those of you trying to pigeonhole Bella Thorne as the oddly ripped acting sensation who uses pizza grease as lip liner will be surprised to hear that Thorne is also an oddly ripped singing sensation who uses pizza grease as lip liner.... READ MORE
July 20, 2017 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Bella Thorne is becoming the girl who cried dick, but the media doesn't seem excited to call her out on her bluff. The social media sensation could play a dumpster come to life in Beauty and the Beast while... READ MORE
July 18, 2017 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Bella Thorne's vagina is the take a penny leave a penny of the celebrity world. But the social media sensation and bucket of dicks made it clear on two morning show appearances that she never received Scott Disick. Too cramped in there. When... READ MORE