Bella Thorne’s experiencing latter day development. It could be the lingering magic of her stage parents’ Santeria spells. Or surgery. It’s an unsettled science, like global warming or getting The AIDS from Charlie Sheen. Nobody’s ever uttered the phrase,... READ MORE

Bella Thorne can’t stand people who don’t believe she’s Latina simply because she’s done everything in her power to make herself appear anglo. It’s the worst kind of discrimination when people don’t accept you for being who you’re trying... READ MORE

The Hateful Eight looked to be inexorably damaged when the collective police departments around the nation leaked information that Quentin Tarantino lied about being in jail for parking tickets in the early 90’s. Street cred is fragile like that.... READ MORE

Bella Thorne celebrated her eighteenth birthday, which may or may not have also happened a few years ago when her non-Dominican ballplayer birth certificate documented her the very same age. I don’t blame her stage parents for trying. She’s... READ MORE

Bella Thorne looks like fucking trouble. Like most redheads, I bet she’d be a demon in the sack and fucking nuts the rest of the time. But it would totally be worth it. Check out her see-through shirt. (Hollywood... READ MORE

It seems unfair that this girl at seventeen and three quarters can pose for magazine shots in a bikini looking like this, yet it’s entirely invalid to talk about guys wanting to fuck her. Fuck her sideways, forward, backward,... READ MORE

Somewhere between Josh Duggar serving as cruise director of kiddy sleepover nights at the compound and acting like Bella Thorne hasn’t been traveling around the world with a dude banging the snot out of her for the past several... READ MORE

No matter how badly a teenager asks you to stare at her tits, it’s probably not a good idea. Turn away from the promotional tag they’re placing on their bodies and teach a young immigrant child how to read... READ MORE

The last great hope of the Thorne family of stage girls is this redhead line reader. Her Disney bio age is seventeen which makes her a Dominican shortstop prospect age fifteen, or both about twenty-four in rotations around the... READ MORE

Bella Thorne, who is either seventeen or thirty-five depending on how you read her jimmied up Hawaiian birth certificate, is the latest chick to be out to dinner with the Patrick Schwarzengger. The lithesome USC undergrad is supposed to... READ MORE