May 10, 2017 |
Photos |
Lex Jurgen|
After ten years sharing her deep thoughts and shallow constitution on her family's reality show, Kendall Jenner is leaving to focus on her modeling work. She calls modeling her first love. Shopping for pretty scarves and trying not to... READ MORE
May 2, 2017 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Each year stars go for avant-garde on the Met Gala red carpet. They end up looking like either overdressed waltzing trash heaps or Forever 21 assault victims. Last night's event was no different.
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May 1, 2017 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
A bunch of easily replaceable models including Kendall Jenner, Emily Ratajkowski, and Bella Hadid are being called out because they promoted the spectacularly failed Fyre Festival on Instagram, urging their followers to purchase tickets to what turned out to... READ MORE
April 28, 2017 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Someday our well of insults for Bella Hadid will run dry. By that point, she'll have joined her mother in the Jocelyn Wildenstein training program.
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April 20, 2017 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
The Hadid sister that nobody asked for almost flashed vag while hoping out of a car in London. Bella Hadid was leaving the restaurant Sexy Fish. Not ironic, planned.
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April 10, 2017 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Bella Hadid sports a fashionable camel toe sponsored by Nike. Their marketing team put her vagina lips in the contract. Centaur asses are the norm now. Instagram mannequins have to look mythical.
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April 4, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Bella Hadid took the bold step today of declaring her pride in her Muslim faith. It's a statement fraught with peril in am media industry desperately searching to lionize Muslim women. A hijab is the new Ed Hardy hat.
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March 31, 2017 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Bella Hadid has a new gig with Lyft, the fun alternative to Uber which is the fun alternative to begging your roommate to drive you somewhere. The on-again off-again Lyme disease sufferer is pimping out Lyft’s April Fool’s joke.
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February 23, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Fashion Weeks are like the Annual Fundraising Drives at your local elementary school, they take place five times a year and everybody pretends that's kosher.
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