Bella Hadid has overtaken her older sister Gigi Hadid in popularity. It's probably the fake lyme disease that propels her ambition. Symptoms of fake lyme disease included showing off your tits a ton and demanding privacy. In that order. READ MORE

The Calvin Klein brand is hoping to merge the world of underwear shopping with dramatic narrative storytelling. Calvin Klein himself is just hoping to merge into young men in briefs in the finished attic of his Hampton's home. The... READ MORE

Bella Hadid is one half of my dream sister threeway fantasy. I'd give her and her sister Gigi the best three and a half minutes of their lives. The last two minutes would be me leaving behind my I'm... READ MORE

French dudes won't quit inventing adorable ways to meet visiting American women. At least in the movies where Gerard Depardieu is a handsome teddy bear and not an obese trainable peeing in the aisle of a commercial aircraft. Some... READ MORE

Call your older sister and agree to dress down for your dinner out in Manhattan. The fake Lyme disease has sharpened your mind like a steel trap. Take her moves and turn them against her. She's dating that dude... READ MORE

There's no more compelling competition than two sisters climbing over each other for sexual attention. It's not as if older sister becomes a lawyer so you become a doctor. That's a CW show. Not the a celebrity model family... READ MORE

The Hadid sisters claim that they’re being bullied by the lifeless French prostitutes working as high fashion models for being too stacked and having female ass shapes. That’s body shaming even if they’re essentially calling them way more fuckable... READ MORE

Celebrity lyme disease is so badly misunderstood as an illness. Some days it renders you glued to the couch in a lethargic brand dead fog. Other days you’re up all night having European dudes take pictures of you in... READ MORE

Bella Hadid’s attention starved mom is tying her daughter up to IV’s for experimental lyme diseases therapies thrice a week. This on the advice of the elusive Dr. Bombay only she can see. The medical upside of the treatments is highly suspicious.... READ MORE

caption: Yolanda Foster with daughters Gigi and Bella at the first ever Global Lyme-Free Gala Yolanda Foster is the Dutch model who married real estate rich guy Mohamed Hadid and made some large number of kids then married music producer rich... READ MORE