Avril Lavigne had to be half-carried to her car last night by a friend and then two friends because that miserable bitch was too drunk to walk.  With any luck they then dumped her in some haunted mystery spot... READ MORE

Who can forget the scene in Dark Knight when Heath Ledgers Joker dressed up as a female nurse with a guitar?  Apparently I can because I have no idea why Deryck Whibley is holding one.  I haven’t even thought... READ MORE

Last night was the premiere of that "Pop Fiction" show on E!, where celebrities work with the producers from "Punk'd" to pull pranks on the media. And it was every bit as exciting as that made it sound.  Idiot... READ MORE

Avril Lavigne is in Miami this week, and even though she's 98 percent naked here, she's so damn irritating she's about as sexy as a garage.  She still looks like a little kid.  I feel like if we ever... READ MORE

In an interview this week with Britain's Q Magazine, Avril Lavigne did what many top experts previously considered impossible, namely making herself look like an even bigger bitch than normal.  Us magazine says: On her polarizing personality:"People love me... READ MORE

Avril Lavigne acts like some hardass and lectures everyone else in music and yet her own music is the most empty headed pop nothing imaginable.  The Wiggles are like devil music compared to her sugary nonsense.  Even dudes at... READ MORE

Avril Lavinge has finally offered a half-hearted apology for spitting on some photographers after leaving a club in LA not once but twice last week.  Avril says: "I'd like to sincerely apologize for my behavior with the Paparazzi. It's... READ MORE